Cpt. Mucho Texto (@CptMuchoTexto) / X

Cpt. Mucho Texto

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Cpt. Mucho Texto

@CptMuchoTexto

27 year old, paranoid lolbert and chronically out of character gimmick account.

The Show Me State

youtube.com/@muchomuchoman…

Joined January 2022

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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Dec 6, 2025
The gimmick went out for milk and cigarettes. Might come back some day.
Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Jan 15, 2022
How this gimmick account works: I take a leftist meme and I grade it on the five criteria listed in this meme below We'll also rate the texto. Texto Ratings: Zilch, Minimo, Moderado, Mucho, HOLY SHIT JUST WRITE A NOVEL
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Oct 29, 2024
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
Oct 27, 2024
"The price of eggs is a little high so I think I'll vote for American fascism." Said the complete dipshits.
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Dec 30, 2023
WE MADE IT, EVERYONE! IT'S BEEN 22.3 YEARS!
Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Feb 1, 2023
Okay, I'm an idiot. I rewatched the clip, it was 22.3 years. Everybody set your calendars again: DECEMBER 30th, 2023!
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Jun 8, 2025
My decision to never buy premium has been vindicated.
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Aug 30, 2025
>be a British teen >do nothing illegal or even remotely out of the ordinary >get arrested >get paraded through the media >get smeared as a white supremacist >have rumors spread that you're a mass shooter >your life's basically fucking ruined
Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTV
Aug 30, 2025
People are tweeting about a mass shooter in London. It was a guy dressed as Hunk from the Resident Evil video games. He was going to the London Anime Con. People are spinning theories about the symbols on his clothes and it's literally the Umbrella logo lol
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Oct 19, 2025
How liberal women react to the idea of effectively getting a free house and only being expected to take care of it in return
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Bear fan 🐻
@moidsexposed
Oct 18, 2025
She makes zero income and gets paid in room and board. Indentured servant.
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Dec 24, 2023
Yeah.
Bixels 🍉
@BixelsWixels
Jun 26, 2023
Yeah.
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Feb 17, 2025
It's actually kinda scary how effectively 4chan fooled you guys
Marcus Vance 🗡
@MarcusCVance
Feb 14, 2025
Warhammer chuds: "lol totally made you clutch your pearls over this 'let's trick people into thinking we're Nazis' hand sign, but we're actually not!" Also Warhammer chuds:
Readers added context
The OK hand is not a nazi symbol. A large scale troll known as Operation O-KKK tricked uneducated politically obsessed users into believing there were nazis "everywhere". knowyourmeme.com/memes/ok-symbo…👌 The upside down OK hand also is not related to this, this is known as The Circle Game. knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-circ…
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Jul 26, 2024
I don't know if this is a parody. But if it's not, it is unintentionally the funniest thing a leftist has ever created.
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Feb 3, 2023
Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich
Feb 1, 2023
teachers in Nazi Germany hid books to avoid being arrested. teachers in Republican Florida are hiding books to avoid being arrested. any questions
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Mar 30, 2025
The root of black Americans' biggest problems are cultural rather than genetic or socioeconomic. And the only realistic way to solve them is to go back to shaming the antisocial and self destructive behaviors we've rationalized as being part of "black culture".
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Jan 2, 2024
Leftists' obsession with the Attack Helicopter meme years after its death is a testament to its success.
Fascists showing why their moms never loved em🇲🇽
@NaziCringe
Dec 31, 2023
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
Jul 4, 2025
>Uses pig as a mascot for a religious group that sees them as unclean and defiling
Delusional Takes
@DelusionPosting
Jul 4, 2025
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Cpt. Mucho Texto
@CptMuchoTexto
May 2, 2024
I hate living in a time where this sign has to be put up
Blue 🏳️‍⚧️
@bluefolf
May 1, 2024
I hate living in the south sometimes
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