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Dan
@Corumlinvirus
insta: dandoesafunny
Joined February 2009
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    Ayatollah Khineni the first guy to be uncancelled after old tweets resurfaced
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    Do I think it was set up by the CIA? Absolutely. There's no way England got to the final on merit alone.
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    Replying to @Char_ted_course and @TerribleMaps
    Sweden is a country in Europe
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    When I say hello to the bus driver and but he doesn't say hello back
    The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
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    Who gave these lads a marketing degree?
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    Not a chance this fella didn't batter Catholics for fun
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    Replying to @Corumlinvirus
    Didn't even realise how badly I butchered the spelling till now ffs can they please put an edit button on the racism app
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    We should buy twitter.
    #Breaking Europe’s highest court upholds ruling Apple must pay Ireland €13bn in unpaid taxes rte.ie/news/business/…
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    This is a win-win in the sense that something bad is happening to Joey Barton, but it also means we get to see "Jeremy Vine a bike nonce" plastered everywhere
    Joey Barton calling Jeremy Vine a ‘bike nonce’ was defamatory, judge rules dlvr.it/T7LnGp
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    If you gave either of those names to a Luas inspector they'd call the Garda hahahaha
    Penn Badgley and wife Domino Kirke are expecting their first child. 🍼
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    Replying to @jackjonestv
    @metpoliceuk I know it winds up being a kitchen pot, but there has to be something on his hard-drive worth a conviction.
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    If your reaction to taking any measure against a genocidal state is "but how will it benefit us?" You should be publicly thrown into a skip
    “There’s absolutely every reason to think the Israelis would hit us back in retaliation.” Economist @danobrien20 says should the Occupied Territories Bill be enacted, it won’t have a “single benefit” for those it’s designed to help, job losses here are likely. #TonightVMTV
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    Gonna go for a pint in my local before it turns in to a Radisson Blu
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    Your ma went on hunger strike because no one wanted to kiss you