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Cortana.SQL ✨
@CortanaV
“A goth slut!” -@trixiemattel. UX & UI Designer for the games you love. She/Her. Avi by: @yi_ya_yi_ya_yo
Seattle, Duwamish Land
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    May 27, 2023
    TIME TO UPDATE THE PINNED POST Active: bsky.app/profile/cortan… cor7ana.tumblr.com instagram.com/cortanav Less-Active: cohost.org/Cortana mastodon.social/@CortanaV joeycarpenter.design (currently half-assed) everything else-- linktr.ee/cortanav
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    Mar 27, 2019
    There are two main types of adults who grew up in geek spaces: 1. Those who want to make sure nobody has to feel alone again in enjoying what they love. 2. Those who wish to get theoretical revenge by becoming the gatekeeping bullies they claim to have been victims of.
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    Jan 1, 2022
    Dear god I need to go lay down
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    Jun 11, 2018
    All of you right now
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    Feb 28, 2020
    Wait no stop
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    Feb 10, 2020
    BITCH LET ME REMIND YOU THAT QA FINDS AND LOGS 99% OF BUGS IN A GAME. THIS DOES NOT MEAN 100% OF THOSE BUGS ARE FIXED. A COMBINATION OF TIME, BUDGET, AND RISK ASSESMENT IS WHAT DETERMINES IF A BUG IS FIXED. QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW GAME DEV IF YOU SHIT ON QA LIKE THIS.
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    Jun 27, 2021
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    May 28, 2021
    Dear game devs: Hiring people who don’t give a shit about your game will give you some of the most unique and valuable insight. It’s ok to not have everyone on your team head-over-heels emotionally invested in the project. It’s even quite healthy.
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    Sep 8, 2022
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    Sep 8, 2022
    Queen Elizabeth II has died aged 96, Buckingham Palace announces news.sky.com/story/queen-el…
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    Feb 15, 2022
    RT to confuse and worry new players
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    Dec 21, 2019
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    Mar 21, 2022
    As game devs, the fact that NFT and blockchain talks are allowed at GDC should leave us embarrassed. Time slots taken up to pitch vaporware that’s killing the planet and scamming people out of money cheapens GDC and our craft.
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    Sep 24, 2019