Stephanie Patrick
1,297 posts
Stephanie Patrick
@CordyPatrick
Digital strategy consultant on weekdays (and weekends), co-host of GTLive, skilled tea drinker.
Joined March 2014
- Every day I challenge myself to make my baby look as much like a burrito as possible.
- If this baby isn't born this week, he's totally grounded, mister.
- Had this conversation with myself this morning. One-week old baby might be skewing my perspective: Me: I should do something nice for myself. Me: I'll go the the bathroom. I've had to pee for like 4 hours. Me: Yaaaaasss get it queen.
- Today's totals are IN. We raised $1.32 MILLION dollars for @StJude. We're overwhelmed by your generosity, so grateful for the wonderful guests who came, and completely moved by every person who took action to save the lives of children. Thank you forever. #CancelCancer
- Today is my last day on #GTLive! 1pm ET/10am PT. I tried to fit my thoughts in a tweet and it didn't work.
- Just left Korean BBQ restaurant. Got confused looks from two different tables that clearly said, "Is she pregnant or did she just eat THAT MUCH?" The answer is: both.
- My kid looks like a teenager from 1998 who dyed his hair to look like Eminem.
- Lucky when your best friend is also your business partner and you can hang out in stuffed animal caves at #vidcon. :)
- Cat's attitude toward baby: day 1: WTF guys. 1 month: Thank you, next. 2 months: Why is it still here? 3 months: I'm still bigger than you. 4 months: I will shed on you. 5 months: Maybe you will gain enough motor control to feed me. Also, hands off my tail.
- I noticed Matthew's personality has been a little flat lately. Now I wonder...
- I drink tea, but I don't spill it.
