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TheMoustacheCop
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TheMoustacheCop
@CopMoustache
Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on “It’s our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminality”
Joined August 2019
- I have no idea who this officer is but I need to buy him a pint He also needs to be the next James Bond 😊😊👍 x.com/Protect_ServeU…
- Never thought this day would come but here’s me going “status 11” or “off duty” and yes I lost it Thanks folks xxx
00:00 - Every single ambassador from any part of the world should be made to sit down and look at Hiroshi Suzukis account What a joyous man he is 😊😊Paddington finally came back home 🇬🇧 after his incredible journey to 🇯🇵 😄
- Ive seen a lot of body shaming the last few days about Hannah Waddington and Jennifer love Hewitt Well, for what it’s worth I think they look gorgeous I hope they are both happy in their own skin, that goes for all you lovely ladies out there too To all the detractors, STFU
- Replying to @CopMoustacheHe knew more about drugs than a chemist ! A lovely, pleasant and erudite young man who has dragged himself by his boot straps and was a pleasure to meet I wished him well on his date, we parted with a shake of the hand and best wishes Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
- Get on the train at Manchester, young lad in a hoodie sits opposite me, tattoos on his hands my first thought is “here we go” he asks where I’ve been and where I’m going so I tell him, we chat a bit more and he asks why I’ve been to Glasgow and what I do, I think do I tell him
- Let us also not forget those who came back with horrific injuries both mentally and physically, neither of my grandfathers would talk about what they’d seen, one shot through the arm and one made profoundly deaf Spare a thought for the thousands who made it back but harmed 🫡
80 Yrs ago today victory in Europe was declared, both my grandfathers fought in it but came home, thousands didn’t and it is those we remember today and everyday To all the men, women and yes children who fought there is no salute big enough to show our gratitude 🫡 - Replying to @CopMoustacheAttempts were made to groom him into drug gangs and sex rings so he ran away from it all, his mental health crashed but he spoke to the right people he’s now got a manual job he loves and is heading off on his first date with a young girl he met online
- Just watching the history of the fast show and probably just seen one of the best nods to the late great Caroline Aherne ever If you know you know #Roy
00:00 - She looks all sweet and innocent but in that handbag is a collapsible Barrett M82, a Glock 17 and a pair of brass knuckles, inside those heels are a pair of shanks as well #IYKYK #penelopekeith
- I’ve seen the video and won’t RT it, I don’t know the force, if anyone knows this man can you pass on my thanks for putting on the uniform I’m proud to wear The people abusing him would be the first to call him if they or a loved one were in danger You are the #ThinBlueLine
- Replying to @CopMoustacheI do and he’s says “you aren’t a cop you are too nice” I show him the photo of me and he says “wow mate you look as smart as hell” We chat and turns out his mum was a drug addict, he had to shoplift from 12 years old to feed himself and was in care at 16 for 2 years
- Replying to @SimonGouldI think I’ll withdraw from this tweet 🤣🤣
