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Ever notice how a 16 year old is a “little girl” when she lobbies for political change but a “young woman” when she’s sexually assaulted?
Cooper
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Cooper
@Cooperstreaming
The most overly confident disabled woman in America. ♿️ CRPS.
You've seen me in BuzzFeed, The Daily Mail, The BBC, New York Magazine, and regrettably, TMZ.
- Just for some context, these two are the same ages as Leonardo DiCaprio & his new girlfriend
- Men be like: How dare you ruin my reputation by telling people things I did and said.
- I dated a guy for years who never liked getting out of his comfort zone When we broke up, he quickly found a beautiful woman, became vegan, & started learning Spanish for her I called my dad in tears, "Why wasn't I enough?" & he said "They'll divorce in 3 years" He was right.
- When I was 27 my parents stole a car I'd purchased without their money or input, forged the pink slip, & sold it, giving me the choice to charge them with grand theft auto or let it go. So idk, maybe parents who care a little too much aren't the worst thing in the world.There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.
- I saw a woman say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave" And damn.
- I love my name because over email people assume I'm a white man who went to prep school and then they meet me in person and realize I tricked them into respecting me for 6 months.
- After my hysterectomy, I wore an obvious abdominal binder the first time I left the house for groceries. Check out woman asked me what it was & I explained I had extremely severe endometriosis & they had to remove my uterus. She replied "That what you get for sleeping around".
- Being a single, childless woman in her 30's is terrible. All I ever do is exactly what I want, all the time.
- Has a piece of art (music, a movie, a painting, or a play) ever moved you so much you did something drastic? Last year I watched Everything Everywhere All At Once with my boyfriend, & when it was over I cried & said "I can't do this anymore." It was the last time we ever spoke.
- This tweet is from January 3rd. The man in the picture never left the hospital. He died of COVID.Hey ! My dad says GFY to all the mask lunatics.
- Every time someone rails against pasteurization I just ask them what pasteurization is. Bro they literally never know.my favourite raw milk weirdos are the ones that insist it's totally fine as long as you boil it briefly before you drink it
