Pinned
- Timed out the uber home + ubereats delivery PERFECTLY. I am pretty much bumper to bumper with my food. Most impressive thing Iโve ever done
- I drunk called my HS prom date last night and asked her why she wasnโt at the local bar. Havenโt spoken to her in years she was at home with her fiancรฉ and new puppy prepping to host thanksgiving for her family Iโm on fire
- *me getting into an Uber after 3 bud lights* Yo Whatsup beast
- while weโre on the topic i just wanna say that @sydney_sweeney made me sign an NDA for $12 million and thatโs why i havenโt been discussing our relationship
- Just fanum taxed my grandmas medicine cabinet
- Going Travis Hunter Mode at the bar (Hitting on girls and guys)
- If this parlay donโt hit Iโm gonna have to start selling galaxy gas to high schoolers again
- This is what I see in the mirror after 8 bud lightsGuy with Down syndrome does bodybuilding ๐คฏ
00:00 - Replying to @ConnorMook_Time to drink beer in front of my entirely sober family
- Going Ohtani mode at the bar (Hitting on girls & pitching to guys)








