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Kirk
@ConnorJobson18
If there is such a thing as reincarnation,knowing my luck, I'll come back as me.
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Joined January 2012
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    Behold, the Geordiest man ever.
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    The chef after you tell them what meat you want at the Toby Carvery
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    If your boyfriend is called Will and has recently bought a house in the local area, He’s just been buying a load of beefeater gin because he’s having a house warming party, hence the crisps
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    What’s to eat today? ⚪️McDonald’s ⚪️Steak n chips ⚪️ Pizza 🔘Rice Cake 🔘Fish and a rice cake 🔘 Just Fish 🔘 Rice cake 🔘Fish and a rice cake
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    Tb to being caught in the strippers
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    Clocks go forward next weekend which basically means...
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    Could smoke a superking in the shower
    Thomas Wadhouse was an English circus performer who lived in the 18th century. He is most famously known for having the world's longest nose, which measured 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.
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    3 games ago he was getting lager hoyed off him hahaha what a sport man
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    Them sausages look upside down
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    Prefer Newcastle’s three course meal
    Should have had the chicken katsu curry. Yum.
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    Wey they aren’t gonna ask if they’re 18, stupid cow
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