By age 30 you should have
* $248 in savings
* A complete run of a garbage 90s comic you can't admit is horrible
* A long box filled with stuff you have been "getting around to" for 3 years
* An incomplete collection of the Hellboy library editions
I’m:
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
🔘 as far beyond mutants as they are beyond you! I am eternal! I am the rocks of the eternal shore. Crash against me and be broken! I am Apocalypse! Look upon the future and tremble!