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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
George Fox 🦊
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George Fox 🦊
@Comedyfox
Comedian | Twitch Partner | Star of YouTube's 'Try' series with over a Billion views | As feat by BBC,Cosmo,PinkNews.
- My girlfriend made me watch the movie "Love Actually" for the first time ever last night and I would like to discuss what an absolute fucking unceasing nightmare every single scene in it is. WELCOME TO MY TED TALK...
- Stole my joke and tweet and picture verbatim with no credit to me. Stealing from an Irish person while pretending it was yours all along? Yeah I guess that IS very No Context Brits. 🤪
- Replying to @ComedyfoxBan this film. Burn the negatives. Bury it in the ground. Salt the earth. THIS HAS BEEN MY CHRISTMAS TED TALK FOR 2020. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxNext up is Alan Rickman, whose secretary is a fucking creep who should be fired on the spot but instead he buys her an expensive necklace? Emma Thompson finds the necklace and crys. OH DEAR EMMA THOMPSON STOP CRYING NO ONE WILL WANT TO SHAG SOMEONE WHO CRIES ALL THE TIME!
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxNext up we have Liam Neeson whose wife just died. Leaving him to raise a stepson alone. In an early scene he breaks down crying and EMMA THOMPSON says "Get a grip, people hate Sissies. No ones ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time." This is THE DAY AFTER THE FUNERAL!?!
GIF - The best 18 seconds of my life since I lost my virginity and 15 seconds of that was just me apologising.
- Replying to @ComedyfoxFinally we come to the absolute WORST part of the movie. Andrew Lincoln turning up at his best mates house to tell his mates wife he is in love with her, while his mate is in THE NEXT ROOM. This is after he spent their wedding filming his own wank bank tape of her. I HATE IT.
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxOne of the main characters is your normal every day ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN. And his storyline is he wants to do the tea lady at Number 10. He literally just moved in and wants to pork the help and it is never framed as anything but the upmost rOmAnCe!?!
- Replying to @ComedyfoxJust to say there were also MANY other things wrong with this movie including but not limited to: -Toxic behaviour -Problematic portrayal of mental health issues/institutions -The ONLY female lead being utterly & bizarrely forgotten about by the movie itself before the 3rd act
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxOh hey did you find the hugh grant storyline creepy? Well guess what. They have a completely different character with the EXACT SAME STORYLINE except this time the hired help CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. WHAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE IS THIS FILM!?!?
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxNot only has this AWFUL scene been unjustly turned into some modern icon of grand romantic gesture, but I also just found out TONIGHT that Keira Knightley was only 17 when this was filmed. What. The. Absolute. Fuck.
GIF - Replying to @ComedyfoxMay I loop back to tell you that Colin Firths story ends with him PROPOSING to his cleaner that he has never had a single conversation with. Actually he first asks her father who thinks he is selling his daughter into slavery and IS TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT. This is hell.
GIF - Replying to @NoContextBritsHey that's really cool how you stole my tweet and joke and picture and didn't credit me HAHAHA very cool.
