CP
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CP
@ComedianCP
Comedian. Roast Legend. Actor. Professional Crastinator.
- If you’re reading this I love you and I’m happy that you are alive today. You matter and you are an irreplaceable piece to our world. It would literally not be the same here without you.
- “PAWG Patrol” 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
- Just found out I’m gonna be hosting Crackemup at the comedy store every week. One of my goals for 2022.
- Doing 5 different hour sets (5 Shows) at punchline next weekend in Detroit (Southfield) you don’t wanna miss it. And I’m bringing some surprises.
- If your destination is more than 10 minutes from the Taco Bell you gotta eat it in the parking lot. That’s law…after 10 minutes it’s not Taco Bell anymore.
- This was so amazing.
- In the black community “Unc” carry more weight than “Sir”. Don’t argue me
- Whole time they killin the roses 🤦🏾♂️Vegans putting flowers on “meats” in a grocery store to honor dead animals 👀🌹x.com/RadioGenova/st…
- Respond to the wife and tell her to drive to the mall where you will be beating the shit out of your daughter’s stalker.
- Obama speech should start like this: "They ask me what I do and who I do it for…"
- Buddy told the homies like “trust me she cool af, watch” 😂😂😂
