It's gonna be so exciting to see a witch hunt catch an actual witch!
Colin Jost
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- Kaine is def the step dad. Pence is the biological father that shows up drunk at midnight like, "You enjoying the house I PAID FOR?"
- These Republican candidates are talking about creating jobs, but they're mainly just creating jobs for the SNL wig department.
- Tonight. 9pm Eastern. 11am Guam.Michael Che and @ColinJost are back! #WeekendUpdate Summer Edition premieres tonight at 9/8c on @nbc.
- Wanted to wish @AaronRodgers12 good luck on his first day of school today. @IZOD (You know it’s an authentic behind-the-scenes video because there’s a ladder and a light in the background.)
00:00 - This is basically Election Day x2?
- Trump is sniffling because he's allergic to the Constitution
- Chris Wallace just had to silence the audience from laughing at Trump saying "No one has more respect for women than me."
- "Yeah I bragged about assaulting women but at least I'm not chopping people's heads off!"
- Well Spicer had a great run! Unfortunately it was into a sliding glass door.
- HOLY SHIT SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS JOLIE-PITT DIVORCE IN TERMS OF SKITTLES BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
- Wait is Sean Spicer not good anymore?






