If I'm Officer Sicknick's family, I'm filing a "wrongful death" suit against Donald Trump on Monday morning.
Kilgore Trout
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Kilgore Trout
@CohibaSmkr
Cigar smoking renaissance man. Weekend Comedian. Lead Singer & driver of the Winnebago. #resist #BLM
Unless I know you, please don't DM me.
Louisville via Chicago.
Joined August 2009
- CNN just ran the dumbest story. I quit after the 2nd paragraph. "Boomers aren't selling their homes, that's the problem." Hey Sherlock. Nobody who bought a home before 2022 is selling. I have an interest rate under 2.5%. I'm dying in this fucking house.
- My Wife tried to get a quote for a small flooring job earlier. They wouldn't talk to her without me there. They said "We need your husband involved in any financial discussions." What kind of sexist bullshit is this? Cont.
- I got through the holiday dry. I didn't touch a drop of booze. I don't give myself credit for a lot, but I'm proud of myself for this one. It's been four months since my last drink.
- I need some help on a minor debate my Wife and I are having. Since College I've always kept an emergency Pizza in the freezer. Ya know, just in case. She thinks it's dumb. She says, I could make pasta in the time it takes to cook the Pizza. "Emergency Pizza, Yay or nay?
- One of the Security Officers in my Wife's building was an anti-vaxer. They're required to wear masks but he'd wear his on his chin in protest. Last Friday, he tested positive for the Rona. Monday he was on a ventilator, Tuesday he was dead.
- Ashli Babbitt swore an oath to defend the constitution when she joined the military. She died a traitor.
- How many of you were taught square dancing in gym class? 5th and 6th grade for me. Chicago Public Schools. It was awkward AF.That square dancing would be helpful to know…
- I fucking hate people.Sad News: "Jackie Robinson statue stolen from youth league field in Wichita, Kansas, found in trash can, burned and in pieces." #Baseball cnn.com/2024/01/30/us/…
- We said goodbye to Duke today. He passed peacefully at home. He was my Wingman. He didn't leave my side for 12 years. I know it was the right thing to do but I'm still utterly fucking broken. I'll be back soon. I love you guys.
- Right after Cheetonuts got elected, my Friends Trumper wife was telling me weed was a gateway drug. I replied, "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. A gateway to what? A bag of Doritos?" I haven't heard from either of them since.
- Replying to @swordsjew and @Chick_in_KievMy Dog is a pit-greyhound mix. Thin body but his head is as hard as a rock. About a week after we adopted him, we were horsing around on the couch. The booger hit me in the face with the top if his head and broke my nose.
- Replying to @realDonaldTrumpMy 401k doubled under Obama's legitimate Presidency.
