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CoffeeBlackMD

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CoffeeBlackMD

@CoffeeBlackMD

P/CC. TRT. HRT. Peptides. Optimization. A little biohacking. Not medical advice. Here to help. If I can. DMs can get very busy (will get to you) Chaotic good.

Joined September 2022

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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Nov 20, 2024
Every man’s TRT journey is fairly similar. I’m going to speak in generalities that cover the highlights. Don’t get bogged down in those weeds. The brush strokes are broad. Usually somewhere around age 35+ guys start feeling “off”. These aren’t lazy guys. Often hard charging
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jan 10, 2025
I’ve had three patients disappear into the fenbendazole/ivermectin rabbit hole and it killed them. Showed back up with bigger lung cancer tumors and metastatic spread all over the body. I don’t know whose anecdotes gets to win in the end but there is no secret cure.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jan 1, 2025
Seems to me like we need a “new” kind of car or pick-up that is really the old kind. Simple combustion engines. Small block 350s. Analogue gauges. Heater and A/C. Windows hand rolled down. Unlock and start with a physical key. No computers. Only the most basic of electronics.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
May 19, 2023
Replying to @NBCNews
Yeah … little pregnant white lady decided it was a good day to steal a bike from a group of young black men. Is NBC news even a serious operation any longer? Do you actually wonder why a vast majority of the country doesn’t trust legacy media and thinks it’s full of it?
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
May 13, 2025
HRV “measured” at the wrist like with whoop, garmin, fitbit, etc. is a random number generator.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Sep 20, 2024
Replying to @kristenmag
We think they are wrong, they think we are literally evil.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jun 6, 2023
Replying to @Puppieslover
We. Don’t. Deserve. Them.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Dec 7, 2024
I felt like writing a post in defense of physicians. We seem to be getting a lot of crap recently. But I don’t know really where to start or what say. There is so much cynicism and bad faith and really plain unhidden contempt these days. But why? Because we can’t fix you?
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Oct 5, 2024
Replying to @allie__voss
Were there guns to the head when they subscribed?
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jun 15, 2024
Replying to @DaleStarkA10
What kind of nation drafts *anyone* to fight the politician’s and banker’s wars? We can talk some kind of mandatory national service, military being one option, but dragging young people, by coercion of law, into a war they didn’t start so the old, the lazy, and the rich can
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
May 16, 2023
Hey @Cigna care to explain this nonsense? Has the patient paid premiums to your company? It’s a yes or no question.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jul 19, 2025
Replying to @QrsMisanthrope @BowTiedGatorDDS and @RussellKirkDDS
No. You can say hi to people. Who taught YOU, that you can’t say hi to people?
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
Jan 1, 2025
Replying to @CoffeeBlackMD
If it wasn’t clear. We need to build these exact same kind of cars again. AGAIN. New old style cars.
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CoffeeBlackMD
@CoffeeBlackMD
May 30, 2025
We have now moved into a ridiculous over-prioritization of sleep. And most of you have gone full neurotic. Some completely paralyzed by it.
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