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Closer Monkey
@CloserMonkey
Instant alerts for each closer change. Bullpen depth charts and email updates to keep you ahead! "A site that tracks bullpen usage obsessively" -@NateSilver538
- Let the baseball world rejoice: your favorite saves-obsessed simian is back for a tenth season of tracking MLB bullpen hierarchies, eerily predicting vulture saves, and getting completely confused by Tampa!
- It's been a bit overwhelming at times, and still finding our way through this, but appreciate the groundswell of support. We also appreciate everyone helping push us past 19K followers earlier today. A hearty thanks from all of us!
- ALERT - THIS SUCKS
- ATTENTION MLB TEAMS: LET CLOSER MONKEY ADVERTISE ON YOUR UNIFORMS. After a blown save, a manager can head to the mound, rip the Closer Monkey patch off his old closer's uniform and give it to his new closer to wear.
- ALERT - NEW CLOSER FOR THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ALLERGY AND INFECTIOUS DISEASES
00:00 - There will be an exciting announcement forthcoming, but in the meantime, the bullpen depth charts at Closer Monkey have been updated on the site for all 30 #MLB teams. Enjoy the first spring game today...
- ALERT: NEW CLOSERS FOR LAD, HOU.
- CLOSER MONKEY'S PLANS FOR PHASE 4 REOPENING: 1. Start emailing and tweeting again. 2. That's it. We're a website.
- ALERT - THIS STINKS
