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Selly!
@Clitortoise
fake thick and bossy🇯🇲
South Florida
Joined October 2011
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    the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭
    Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE
    This orangutan learned to use stones as tools to open coconuts and decided to show his friends
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    Sci-Kick
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    I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective and you never see them again
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    yall a nigga jus stopped me to ask for my number n I jokingly said sorry it’s a band to get in wit me n he asked for my Zelle n sent it fr wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s feeling like SUMMER!
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    “Now mind you” - a black person that’s gon put two and two together
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    Pettiest reason you won't date someone???
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    “yeah ion think i can come in today my stomach hurt”
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    niggas could be like “bitches with patches in their hair got fye pussy” and you bitches gon be right there like “my hair been falling out since I was 2😏”
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    “that shit fat as fuck” like omg don’t get me excited ill fart
    Tellin me my ass fat while you givin me backshots get me hype
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    I want yall to know that regardless of what yall see me doing (falling in love) im still a thug fr please don’t look at me no different
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    I hate seeing people with no sexual appeal do shit
    she eye fked him into a conversation 😂😂
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    man don toliver got a baby
    its no way cash cobain be fuckin hoes fr
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    daily affirmations: my money is abundant, wealth is naturally attracted to me, I am a magnet of good fortune
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    No way he threw dirt on this bitch n said “help her grow” LMMMMFFFFDDAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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    niggas lucky ion do drugs no more I used to be off the drink n molly mid day stanced up like dis