Yesterday at the cages my favorite bat started to split, so we took it out into the field and hit balls with it until it broke in two. That's a warrior's death. It's what it would have wanted
Last night played a Pathfinder scenario where we are investigating a noblewoman's ties to an apocalyptic cult, only to discover that they killed her parents and groomed her into their leader but she's secretly plotting to turn against them. Naturally the table hated her
Last night I was trying to articulate why I think Death of the Author sucks and literary intent actually matters a lot but I could not have done a better job demonstrating that than this
This can't even be a "rushed games" thing, because surely hiding the sliders behind an item is more trouble than just having them in the menu to begin with... this is purely a "gamefreak has baffling ideas about how games should work" thing
We found her diary saying "Yeah I'm going to pay along with their plans to summon a demon until I kill them all lmao" and then a cultist's journal saying " Wow she's really playing along with us this is going so great" and everyone went "See? She's evil!" It was really nostalgic