that’s the greenest green flag i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
Tim Walz's kids tear up: "That's my dad!"
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claire de lune
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- It’s fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as “just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home” and that’s been the solution this whole time and the government is just like “nah”
- whoever it was at ralph lauren who decided the bottom half of these outfits would be denim will not see heaven. they look like they’re about to go drink bottomless mimosas
00:00 - brb playing this on a loop in my brain forever
- nothing more badass has ever happened in slow motion
- This seems--- like it should be bigger news?They’re legit taking the mailboxes off the street. Cheating 101.
- me trying to be festive after 2 years of living in a pandemic with another variant looming
- my therapist just wished me an early happy birthday and when i thanked her she said “you’re most welcome, you’re an easy person to care about” which is, without a shadow of a doubt, the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
- you heard it here first: zohran will get sexual predators off the streets of new york if he becomes mayor
- wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought
- he’s the fucking best, man. the cool thing about this finals is whoever wins there’s someone to be super happy for
- it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house
- the silence from the “we can’t say anything anymore” comedians is deafening this week btw
