Ancelotti is the best manager ever. Not literally, but everyone ahead of him is a freak who’s life revolves around dots on a whiteboard, while he’s a got a CV as good as anyone while being so relaxed on wine and carbonara that he’s got that head of hair at 64.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has reportedly removed a painting of Margaret Thatcher from the Downing Street study room after finding it 'a bit unsettling'
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In 2009 my Dad was gonna take me all the way to Sunderland to see Oasis then bottled it and promised me he’d take me on their next tour, can’t wait to see how rattled he is when I try and hold him to it
What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter