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Chuck Bass

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Now here's a guy

Hawaii, USA

Joined November 2021

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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
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Taylor Swift can get married anywhere in the world and she chose a place where I've thrown up, shit myself, and jerked off.
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSports
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Taylor Swift will be in attendance for Game 4 of the NBA Finals, per @PageSix. The Garden is also reportedly the venue where she and Travis Kelce will tie the knot 👰🤵‍♂️
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Oct 7, 2025
My 0-4 fantasy football team getting its first win because the other guy is going through a messy divorce and isn't checking his lineups
🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆
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🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Feb 22, 2025
Sitting at the bar waiting to order a beer while the bartender makes 10 espresso martinis for a group of whores x.com/ViralityClips/…
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
May 6, 2025
Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Jan 20, 2025
My dad took an edible on vacation and accidentally watched the Week 4 Bills/Ravens rerun on NFL Network.
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Oct 15, 2024
My 0-5 fantasy team getting its first win because the other guy forgot to set his lineup after his DUI
Logan Reever
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Logan Reever
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Jun 29, 2025
She can't refuse
Brandon Copic
@BrandonCopicWx
Jun 29, 2025
Congrats to @BryceShelton01 and @tornadopaigeyy on their engagement!
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
May 23, 2025
When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.
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@nosyone4
May 22, 2025
“i’m not scared of you” 😭😭😭😭
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Aug 6, 2025
Cleveland liquor store owners when they see the Browns QB depth chart every year.
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Feb 1, 2025
No allegations No scandals No arrests No drama Just some damn fine unprotected sex.
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Sep 30, 2024
"You could never do what NFL GMs do"
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Apr 28, 2025
If I send you this, it means I'm an 8 time Super Bowl champ that's dating a prostitute I met online in Miami.
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Nov 15, 2024
Jalen Hurts whenever Saquon is tackled at the 1 yard line
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBass
Jan 21, 2025
If the Chiefs win, Mahomes officially becomes the GOAT If the Bills win, Josh Allen ascends Burrow & Lamar to join Mahomes at the top If the Commanders win, Jayden Daniels will be immortalized in sports history If the Eagles win, we'll all just quickly move on with our lives
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