Christina Pazsitzky
2,129 posts
Christina Pazsitzky
@ChristinaP
- Just so u know, nobody is genuinely happy for u when u post your workout brag on Instagram.
- Super model? More like SUPPER MODEL 🍔🌮🌭Yumi Nu 'shaking' over SI Swimsuit cover reveal trib.al/H9q8II1
- Fuck anybody who hates on emotional needs dogs on planes. Seeing a cute ass puppy in first class makes me happier than any of you human turds.
- Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Also a reminder you’re an adult and can get hammered any time you want. You don’t need a holiday.
- Replying to @ChristinaP and @TheoVon“I know that I never held a chihuahua probably in my entire life.” - Theo
- If a celebrity votes without posting it on Instagram, did it even happen?
- This is inspiring (me to go to the gym).This is a real model walk in 2023:
00:00 - I feel sick with sadness today. RIP Brody Stevens. I’ll never forget watching him do warm up for Chelsea Lately. Was my favorite thing in comedy ever.
- Everything about Coachella sounds like my personal hellgarden.
