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Chris Meloni
@Chris_Meloni
the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram: @chris_meloni
Joined December 2010
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Jun 20, 2022
    Fathers Day text from my kid
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Nov 8, 2025
    Whoever is behind this Newsom account deserves a raise
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    Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
    @AwesomeNewsom
    Nov 7, 2025
    DONALD TRUMP ENDS WOKENESS. EVERY DAY. AT NOON.
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Aug 22, 2025
    Certain Pedophiles seem to be
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    FBI Director Kash Patel
    FBI
    @FBIDirectorKash
    Aug 22, 2025
    NO ONE is above the law… @FBI agents on mission
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Dec 4, 2022
    And do what?
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    Kel loves orange soda
    @kellyheenan
    Dec 3, 2022
    Replying to @Chris_Meloni
    Chris please come to my wedding
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Jul 1, 2025
    Because I’m doin a movie and they cudnt afford the beard AND me
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    ✨Rosy ✨
    @RosyCostanzo
    Jun 30, 2025
    Hi @Chris_Meloni why is the beard gone? Miss beard, but you’re cool even without 😍
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Feb 19, 2023
    Good bye mon ami. I love you. #TheBelz
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Aug 20, 2023
    Right, but what’s in the glass case behind you
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    Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
    @mtgreenee
    Aug 19, 2023
    The world famous Iowa Butter Cow!
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Oct 4, 2025
    Are the Epstein files in Chicago?
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    Special Envoy Kristi Noem
    @EnvoyNoem
    Oct 4, 2025
    Chicago, we’re here for you.
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Feb 1, 2022
    I’m with him
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Aug 9, 2020
    Those who flock to beaches, bars, and political rallies, putting their fellow citizens at risk, are not exercising freedom; they are displaying, as one commentator has noted, the weakness of a people who lack both the stoicism to endure the pandemic and the fortitude to defeat it
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Apr 8, 2021
    Sure- big birthday(60), big boy(200 lbs), big cake
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Mar 30, 2022
    permission?…no It’s called manners
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    ☆∴｡*🤍Dana💙･ﾟ*｡★
    @queen0fhell11
    Mar 29, 2022
    I love that @Chris_Meloni is waiting for permission to sit from @mariska
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Mar 23, 2020
    Quarantine Kilt. With glasses or without?
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    Chris Meloni
    @Chris_Meloni
    Mar 4, 2022
    Perhaps the greatest WH spokesperson I’ve ever witnessed
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    Acyn
    @Acyn
    Mar 4, 2022
    Psaki: I think he may have avoided your question
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