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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)

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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)

@ChrisValentino0

Director, Screenplay Writer, & Executive Producer. I make movies!

Orlando, FL

Joined June 2009

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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Feb 11
The love of my life has recently been left disabled & she has been having a very hard time. Please pray for her. See her beauty. And know the world is brighter every day that she is in it. Her name is Presley. She spends her days singing @billieeilish tracks to get by.
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jan 14, 2022
Replying to @LeCinephiles
He felt comfortable and felt like he could be vulnerable. Like he could be himself. Her reaction: WORST DATE EVER I swear I’m looking for a girl that will let me swing my lightsaber around. I don’t want a super hot as fuck gf that won’t let me play pretend. Fuck that
Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jun 27, 2023
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Let’s get the guy who looks like Henry Cavill but not Henry Cavill.
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jul 27, 2023
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Family member: I have a problem with someone accusing him of attempted murder. Some Japanese guy:
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
May 23, 2024
Replying to @Dexerto and @dafran
Right after his first paycheck after taxes:
Knackered
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Knackered
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Dec 16, 2022
So Aquaman 2, Shazam 2, Flash are completely pointless to watch.
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
May 29, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
To this day I tell people I’m depressed. They are like “damn…” and then they start talking about something else. Nobody cares. That’s the reality. When you’re sad, just be sad because the person in front of you can only think about how they don’t want to be having this talk.
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jun 13, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
Lucas: wanna play games? Jeremy: yeah I love games Lucas:
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jun 23, 2023
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
*Henry Cavill could STILL be made into an excellent Bond Let’s make this happen @AmazonStudios @mgmstudios
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
May 27, 2024
Replying to @Dexerto
Them: it’s just a prank The prank:
πίστις ☯︎☾𖤓
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πίστις ☯︎☾𖤓
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
May 17, 2023
Replying to @InternetH0F
Living in the 90’s was the best part of the human history. If you missed it…
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
May 11, 2023
Replying to @_B___S
The world is too big, Mom.
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Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Dec 8, 2022
The worst decision made by WB was firing Zack Snyder. They never recovered. Ever. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
Chris Valentino (Writer & Director)
@ChrisValentino0
Jun 14, 2024
Replying to @Dexerto
The box cost $3 of it
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