Pinned
ME: i saw a guy on the back of a van
FRIEND: ...and?
ME: that's it i guess
Chris Stephens
11.7K posts
Chris Stephens
@ChrisStephensMD
Los Angeles
Joined February 2010
- Decided to use the classic celebrity break up picture torn in half method to announce that my cat no longer likes these treats.
- When Timothee Chalamet first got cast in Dune the studio hired me to read the book out loud to him and every time I read the word Paul he went “that’s me!!”
- Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.
- It’s really been an honor to watch people not just steal this joke from me, but use the same picture that I took of my very bad TV.me packing to go on a 3 day holiday
- Super unprofessional when ventriloquists argue with their puppets over which one of them is the dummy. Figure that shit out backstage.
- When I was 18 my grandma came to see me at an open mic and the host pointed at her and went “yo why the fuck is eleanor roosevelt here?”
- Classic talk show photoshop rule, if you're going to combine two people to make fun of them make sure the result doesn't look almost exactly like you.
- The Democratic Party has been plunged into unknown territory: enthusiasm!
- (Godzilla appears on screen) oh god what else is that guy in, it’s killing me
- I’m about to land on this motherfucker’s lap at terminal velocity.
