Drake stay fuckin with underage girls at concerts....one of these days we gon hear "Kimberly's Room" Drake feat Chris Hansen
Dow Jones
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Dow Jones
@ChrisNoMas
When Im not serenading girls with my guitar while brushing my shaggy surfer hair out of my Pacific Ocean Blue eyes, Im yachting with Waka Flocka. Comedy is life
- It's always the fat and unattractive girls who preach about looks.. your insecurities are coming out
- bitch you wasn't with me shooting at the GYM! *kobe bryant/drake/rick ross voice*
- When I see college football players with dreads I automatically assume their major is General Studies
- I'd be shitty if I had a Lamborghini and I kept catching people posing for pics with it. Won't see me posin with your ford focus #backoff
- if you gonna take bathroom pics on your phone...at least don't have a jank ass phone... IS THAT A RAZR??
- Fact: whenever 3 or more girls convene in one room, they will begin to talk about a girl who's absent from the room within 10 minutes lol
- Miley Cyrus is the Next Lindsay Lohan. "In about 3 years Holla at me Miley Cyrus...for that cocaine" *mac maine voice*
- people that think every tweet is about them and txt you like " was that about me??" *what? i said i wanted taco bell* "u know i eat there"
- The Girls love us, because we're Young MONEY, we attract them hoes like bees to the FLOWERS #TygaBars
- You ever go to prove somebody wrong, prove them right on accident, and get shitty at THEM for being right? #yeameneither
- #ilovewhen white girls ask me to teach the the latest dance, like all the black males had a conference and went to a dance seminar
- you better NOT talk to nobody else in person while on the phone with me *unforgivable voice* ...that's how you get hung up on, Mom.