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Christopher Kuper

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Christopher Kuper

@ChrisKuper

Old, got kids and a wife, employed, think I’m smarter than I am. My opinions are whatever you say they are. 2A Lobbyist.

Virginia, USA

Joined August 2011

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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Mar 4, 2024
I’m only 5 minutes into this and the amount of patently false statements are already through the roof. I’ll debunk as I go 🧵
Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
Mar 3, 2024
ATF Director Steven Dettelbach went on CBS's Face The Nation & displayed a shocking ignorance of firearms while trying to gin up fear to strip us of our Second Amendment rights. It should scare everyone that Dettelbach doesn't know the difference between a clip & a magazine.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Nov 7, 2024
Dear President Trump, I know people are asking for a lot of things from you right now. But I think I speak for everyone when I say please give us the Hilux. It’s time.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Jun 28, 2024
You pay 45 dollars for decent sushi. I pay 250 dollars to charter a boat so I can make my own subpar sushi. We are not the same.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Oct 31, 2023
Replying to @shoe0nhead
I mean…this doesn’t exactly scream masculine. But it does prove I have a working penis. Wcyd
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Mar 4, 2024
Replying to @ChrisKuper
First off, I love how Dettelbach had to bring an "expert" with him, lol. He has made it abundantly clear that he doesn't know anything about firearms.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Jul 30, 2025
Just saw the most Colorado thing ever. A coexist sticker with the Star of David scratched off.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Mar 4, 2024
Replying to @ChrisKuper
His own expert stumbles like Biden in front of a set of stairs trying to describe the full auto AK. Then Dettlebach jumps in and says that the NFA AK and the Bumpstock version are exactly the same and can "both go through a 70 round clip" ....bro
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Jun 17, 2024
“Sonny, back in my day we didn’t need fancy proton beams and particle accelerators just to catch some boars. We had SBRs chambered in .300 black out, with NODs, PEQ-15s, decals that called the ATF gay and Uwu charms and that was good enough for us.”
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Jul 31, 2025
Co-worker at a company function: “I really appreciate y’all. I’ve been fired from a ton of jobs because of problems with management, but I haven’t had problems here, and I HAVE NOT grown as a person. So that shows how cool y’all are.”
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Mar 28, 2025
Replying to @fiebontekoe @uwu_hyna and @thebristern
“I went swimming with sharks and got bit. How did this happen?”
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Mar 4, 2024
Replying to @ChrisKuper
Cont on with SBRs, he talks about how braces and stocks are the same thing but conveniently forgets to mention that pistol braces were approved for the public by HIS OWN AGENCY and have been used for years by tens of millions of gun owners.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Oct 30, 2024
Coworker was wearing a camo jacket. I said “oh cool Rhodesian brush stroke” but it was actually alpenflage, and before I could correct myself everyone started making fun of me. Now they are circulating a petition to have me fired. I hate it here.
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Jun 25, 2024
Had someone crank call my phone today. Nothing new about that. I’ve pissed a lot of people off over the years and my name and face are public. This person decided to call and make fun of my autistic son. “Help help I’m autistic, I’ve shit my pants and I’m too retarded to do
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Christopher Kuper
@ChrisKuper
Dec 12, 2023
Replying to @ATFHQ
From the guys that brought you “wholesale murder of woman and children by fire” comes holiday fire safety for the home.
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