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Chris Gethard
@ChrisGethard
That Show at UCBNY. Live tickets sell out in advance. Get your live/streaming tickets today at the link.
NEW JERSEY
Joined January 2009
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    The Chris Gethard Show is no more. Thank you all for watching. I am a lucky human being who got to go on the best roller coaster ride of all time. THANK YOU to everyone who has supported TCGS and made my life what it is. More info and thoughts at
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    Mantzoukas on @taskmaster will either lead to a golden age of cross-continental comedy or reignite tensions between the UK + America unseen since the 1800s. There is no middle ground. I've dealt with this man + his chaos many times. This will be brilliant but might not end well.
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    Big ups to anyone else who reads the news until you get so stressed out that you put on music you listened to when you were young in an effort to remember simpler times only to find that this time, even ska punk can’t save you.
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    Sending love to all my female, person of color, and queer friends tonight. Whatever happens, I am ready to stand up and fight for you.
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    I just started my birthday by being booed off stage. It was glorious.
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    Ten years ago today Diddy inexplicably answered a tweet of mine and said he would come do my show at UCB. Every single thing about my life changed for the positive that day and I found more momentum than I’d ever had before. Turned my career around. Thanks Diddy.
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    DEAR TV INDUSTRY: Hire my people! Need writers? I have the ones who think the furthest outside the box. Production team peeps? Mine make magic happen for no money. We have musicians who write good shit fast. Get in touch with me for recs, These people will kill it for you.
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    Ivanka Trump's website named Beautiful/Anonymous one of 6 best podcasts to listen to on a morning commute. I so sincerely hope this means she's listened to the episodes where people of color, queer people, trans people, and immigrants have expressed their deep fears and concerns
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    There's so many baffling, heartbreaking, confusing videos. This one gets to me in a way I can't really explain in words. I can't fathom how this can be rationalized. He was saying he has love for humanity, including the officers in front of him, and wants to know their best side.
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    Just got first place in a bar trivia night for the first time ever and I honestly am full of adrenaline. Life is good on this God damned mountaintop.
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    A Senator who only wears basketball shorts just bought a Cameo from a disgraced former Congressman/cartoon villain to taunt a Senator who accepts gold bars as payment for bribes from foreign governments and I’m just out here raking leaves from my lawn as if anything is normal.
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