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Chris E. Teigen
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Chris E. Teigen
@ChrisETeigen
Don’t take me seriously, because I don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Come with me as I scream into the void.
Joined April 2009
- “tHiS gEnErAtiOn iS sO eAsiLy oFfEnDeD” I regularly call my best friend a whore, we just don't like racism.
- If Chappell Roan sees her shadow today we get 6 more weeks of Pride.
- what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
- When youre in public and get a Grindr message from 20ft away that says “Wow you’re even cuter in person”
- Peak Amanda Bynes before Hollywood destroyed her… you just had to be there. She deserved better and we were all robbed of a comedic genius and what she had to offer.
- Republicans when the fetus they saved comes out gay:
- I’ll never understand why Marshmello decided to cover up his pretty face with a helmet 😭
- If you go back far enough in the media tab you can see who is actually posting these pictures lmao
- Me after saying “thanks queen” to the straightest man I’ve ever laid my eyes on
- Replying to @AlePaz24_ and @PopBaseImagine cheating on any woman who loved you and trusted you and gave you children 🤮
