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Chill Goblin
@Chill_Goblin
Cartoonist, comedian, literal goblin (he/him), I got a YouTube channel. Patreon: patreon.com/ChillGoblin
Nilbog, Goblin Town
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Joined September 2020
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Dec 6, 2025
    NEW GOB-TENT! Join me on a guided tour down the pizza hole to explore one of the most consequential conspiracy theories in recent history. This video was my all-consuming obsession for about 8 months- I'm so excited it's finally ready to share. Nobody out Pizzas the 'Gate!
    PIZZAGATE: AUTOPSY OF A CONSPIRACY
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Mar 5, 2023
    Replying to @nypost
    A bunch of sugar free sweeteners and some tylenol... clearly someone was in the process of inventing Meth Zero™
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    May 1, 2023
    Replying to @jedi_mindset
    There's nothing more authentically "Star Wars" than shoehorning in some brand new VFX technology before it's ready!
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Oct 13, 2023
    "Doesn't Israel have a right to self-defence?" I think the most powerful response I ever saw to this question was by Norman Finkelstein: "Do concentration camp guards have the right to self-defence?"
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    May 20, 2022
    Replying to @Tom_Nicholas
    Bill emailed his colleagues this after meeting him once lol. Very weird thing to email the people you work with
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Nov 15, 2022
    Replying to @Harry__Faulkner
    Communism is when shirt
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Feb 20, 2023
    Funny that this bugs him so much. When you can't treat someone like a woman or a man, you have to just treat them like a person- which often just means treating them like a man: the default, unmarked gender
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Oct 21, 2021
    Replying to @EoinHiggins_
    Great teaching tool! Whenever these kids want to measure a triangle or whatever they just have to think back to that time their teacher got fired
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Nov 12, 2022
    Abolish capitalism so the Roots don't have to be Jimmy Fallon's house band
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Oct 10, 2022
    Replying to @JoshRosenau
    Christo-fascists vs. Guy who has at least read the bible
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Sep 11, 2022
    Queen was running the government not as a monarch, just as a regular old mega-rich person
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    stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree
    @StefGotBooted
    Sep 9, 2022
    tHe qUeEn wAs aPoLiTiCaL
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Mar 22, 2022
    Still thinking about this from the Kat/Vaush leaks. "I'm an anarchist, Kat" is so funny, sounds like a line from a wacky sitcom where a cis white leftist and a black trans activist become unlikely roommates. You can just hear the laughter from the studio audience after this one
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Jan 12, 2024
    Considering they've got the license plate, a helicopter camera, and presumably more footage of the driver, why is there a need for police to endanger bystanders by doing a high-speed chase at all? Why would there ever be a need for a pursuit like this?
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    Los Angeles Alerts
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    Jan 11, 2024
    Crazy ending to the pursuit about 45 minutes ago. 🚨Warning, pedestrian gets hit🚨
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    Chill Goblin
    @Chill_Goblin
    Apr 20, 2023
    Replying to @TomCokeIsABlunt
    "what if mirrors aren't what we think they are?" Mirrors definitely aren't what you think they are, because you seem to think they're doorways to "mirror world" instead of "a surface that reflects light"
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