What I hear when people find out I'm a Trump supporter:
"He cheated on his wives"
"He's been married 3 times"
"He's a narcissist"
"He's undignified"
Blah blah blah
Well you know what? I voted for a President, not a pastor.
My sister asked where Nicaragua is. I said it's in Central America. She said "Oh, so somewhere around Kansas?"
I see a pole and body glitter in her future.
I just saw a really hot guy spank his kid at McDonald's after she threw her fries on the ground.
So I also threw my fries on the ground. Now we wait...