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She's a 10 but she definitely would have been burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials
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@ChiTownTim27
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate....so I have that going for me, which is nice 😏
#PearlJam #BeHereForIt #Blackhawks
#DaBears
- Before sliding into my DMs just know I look like this
- Depression isn't always dark rooms, endless crying and sad music. Sometimes it's getting up, going to work, smiling & laughing all day and then going home to sit quietly doing little to nothing until it's time to go bed to do it all over again the next day.
- When the car in front of you is driving really slow, does anyone else move to the side so the cars behind you can see its them and NOT you ?!?!
- Shout out to the person at a social event who's the first one to say they are going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like "welp...I guess we will be heading out too"
- Is anyone else in that weird stage of life where you know you're not yourself, your head & heart just don't know how or what to feel.... One minute you're laughing and enjoying life and the next you're zoning out, questioning everything and holding back tears....
- Day 927 without sex: Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do....🫣🤦♂️😆
- Just because he has manners and is a gentleman doesn't mean he won't fuck you like a savage. Some men are balanced in life like that....
- Here's to another year around the sun 🎂🥳🎉 Level 51 #HappyBirthday
- Replying to @MrsViolenceTwitter is cheaper and a hell of lot more fun than therapy 😉
