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Chicago Party Aunt
@ChiPartyAunt
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2016
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Nov 4, 2024
    Keep my beers name out your fucking mouth, couch fucker.
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    JD Vance
    @JDVance
    Nov 4, 2024
    Make Six Packs Great Again. Vote for Donald J. Trump🇺🇸
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Apr 1, 2020
    She's always watching.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Jul 27, 2021
    Holy shit! Netflix just bought the rights to my life! Anybody have a password I can borrow?
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    May 9, 2025
    Wait a second… Bob… Bob Prevost from the Southside? Blackout Bob?? Bob the Throb?! Good for him.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Dec 24, 2020
    Just found this majestic bitch in the back of the closet. It’s like discovering dinosaur bones.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Sep 14, 2017
    .@tedcruz Heard you were jacking off on 9/11.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Jan 22, 2023
    Goodnight, Sweet Prince 🤍
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Jan 23, 2022
    No matter how your day goes, hold deep in your heart that @AaronRodgers12 woke up a loser. 🥰
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Jan 8, 2020
    Good! Keep your triangle eatin’ ass in New York, Henderson. Chicago doesn’t want ya!
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    Henderson
    @HendoSlice
    Jan 7, 2020
    Today I learned people in Chicago cut their pizza like this and now I'm never ever going there. Sorry you're all sick and I don't want to catch it.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Mar 23, 2019
    I. AM. DEAD. @Skilling
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Jun 21, 2020
    I’ve seen bigger crowds at DePaul basketball games at the Rosemont Horizon.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Dec 29, 2017
    If anyone touches my vacuums I will kill them.
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Aug 17, 2022
    We need to put this guy back in jail.
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    Jack Nicas
    @jacknicas
    Aug 15, 2022
    Yes, Rod Blagojevich now spends his weekends singing Jailhouse Rock at parties in Chicago. Video from a friend who was there:
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    Chicago Party Aunt
    @ChiPartyAunt
    Sep 4, 2018
    After speaking with my family, my priest and Diana Ditka, I've decided that I will be running for Mayor of the great city of Chicago in 2019. Vote CPA early and often.