Store Champs finals opponent hit me with, "I wanna use the money from the saga to buy my 3 kids' school supplies."
Anyway, check out my shiny new cardboard 😎
Opp: "lifelink doesn't work when hitting planeswalkers right?"
Judge: "it does"
Opp: "what no? Lifelink never works against planeswalkers"
Judge: "....... why?"
For all the people saying they lost money, Lemme learn you something.
You don't lose money when a card loses value. You lose the money when you purchase the card. Congratulations, you have a piece of cardboard that is worth 0 dollars because your ass was never gonna sell it 👍
I wish these got spoiled before the "slop for pigs" stuff. Slop isn't even an analogy anymore. They are quite literally putting slop on our basic lands. 😩
Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.
If MY girl 💝💁♀️ and Vivi 💅🎀✨️ are hanging off a cliff ⛰️😵😱 and I can only save 1️⃣‼️😱 catch me at my girls funeral 💀😵😭 Adding ❌️ mana in any combination of red 🔴 and/or blue 🔵 equal to vivis power 😤💪and taking him on a wild ride 😜💦🫣