My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”
Cheese For Everyone!
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Cheese For Everyone!
@CheeseForEvery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
Joined August 2019
- “Mom, let me be clear: I will, uhhhhhhhh…not be eating this broccoli.”Michelle Obama on being "glad" she didn’t have a son: "He would’ve been a Barack Obama" trib.al/YtiEtpT
- The Trump animatronic at Disney World is 100% a repurposed Hillary animatronic.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart? - *guy in there just tossing women to the left*A local pub sign.
- Ahhhhhh I’m Neil DeGrasse Tyson there’s no God ahhhhhhh we’re all insignificant in the eyes of science
- this mf posts something like “this is fucking fascism” about a picture of a bowl of Froot Loops and gets 130,000 likes
- “Well, now that someone has been assassinated for his political views, perhaps all the people on his side will give up their guns” is an insane take
- When I read a student paper with so many errors and so much awkward phrasing that it couldn’t be AI
GIF - Nancy Mace when she hasn’t been in front of a camera in at least 6 hours
- Replying to @CShitposting and @DocSupaflyRight now I’m eating dinner and they’re just wiggling their butts. Not very helpful
- I don’t believe in property which is a capitalist conceit. Also this land belongs to the people who were here first and it is their sacred property.
- Leftists who advocate for more public services when they’re asked to contribute a small amount to the maintenance of those public services
boy i sure do love exiting subway stations through the emergency exit door! unfortunately i am a very slow walker and easily distracted so sometimes i look up from my phone and find that i’ve been holding the door open for a minute or more without even realizing it - Replying to @aelfred_DThe facial structure is a dead giveaway
- Replying to @lllliattttLeftists who advocate for more government services after being asked to contribute to the costs of those services
