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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit
I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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    “SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
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    This website is free, etc
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    It’s crazy that this is the better parent
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    The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.
    Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result. She is a former Disney Channel star.
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    Pope not gonna be in Scream 7
    Pope Francis on Israel’s assault on Gaza: “This is not war, it is terrorism”.
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    It’s nice just knowing JK Rowling’s day is ruined
    Imane Khelif earns a Gold medal for the women’s welterweight boxing final. #Olympics
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    Anthony Fauci being bad at sports makes me trust his science more
    Anthony Fauci, First Pitch Mechanics.
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    TLC just came in its pants
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    Congratulations to the LA Dodgers for successfully avoiding having to meet the president
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    Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been
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    Bitch I can do both I got time
    Making Trump officials miserable isn't going to accomplish anything. Vote them out if you want change. lat.ms/2MpxvbL
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    The official haircut of no one around you telling you no
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    Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
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    So he can no longer vote for president but can still be one. Cool country