I don’t think this is “sick.” I think it’s wrong
Charlie (Let's Keep It Respectful On Here!)
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Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / Spiritual
Joined December 2015
- looking at my weird poop before i flush it
- kind of dope that this might be the profound revelation in human history and i'm hearing it on the toilet and immediately scrolling past to look at something funnier
- 1000 Twitter employees with three months severance. Pray for Mexico City.
- A successful group dinner requires an authoritarian despot who can take uncomfortable actions for the greater good
- Imagine trying to jack off and your brother is the pope. Imagine the guilt'It's Rob!' Pope Leo XIV's brother, a Florida resident, says he had '1 in 3 chance of becoming pope' bit.ly/4jP7tPg
- There's gonna be a village in Uganda where everyone has these hats
- The mental health benefits of a weekly Bourdain day (walking around, trying a new restaurant, chatting, drinking by 2) can not be overstated
- I hate when my gf puts my dinner in this. So slow fml
- trying to get some pussy at the improv show
- Montessori school kid stressed about finals: fuck bro my teacher is tasting the squash I've been growing tomorrow
- This is Margaret Hamilton. She wrote all the code for the Coke Freestyle Machine — by hand. 🤯
- Old people are so good at lying lol. It's my dream to take your seat. It's my dream to eat your lunch. I like your shoes. Can I have them? It's my dream.
- She looks like Sexyy Red in thissabrina carpenter
















