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Me, an intellectual:
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@CharlemagnumPI
Librarian family man by day, librarian family man by night. Half of @CanonBallPod and @Thrawnderdome, member @BhamDSA
Birmingham, AL
Joined July 2014
- Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach
- No we didn't. Before iPhones no one's psycho dad would have made you run this for instagram likesBefore kids were addicted to iPhones they did things like this
- The cluster on the left is “everyone is a human being.” The array of positions on the right of the diagram are the various flavors of “oh no, not this class of subhumans, they are not”How did this happen?
- Me, deciding where to get lunch: Hmm, maybe that place that jacks their prices up at lunchWendy’s planning Uber-style ‘surge pricing’ where burger prices fluctuate based on demand trib.al/w0oqYjj
Readers added contextWendy’s says its “dynamic” pricing model will only result in “discounts and value” during the slowest times of the day — leaving other times of the day with standard prices. wendys.com/blog/wendys-di… - On Bluey, we know Dog Australia has a military because Rusty’s dad is deployed in Dog Afghanistan. On the episode “Grandad”, Grandad mentions a “trick he learned in the jungle” to avoid detection. This implies that Chili’s father served in Dog Vietnam.
- I really hate the phrase "flipping burgers." A better way to describe food service work is "being on your feet for hours at a time in a hot busy kitchen where everything you do is monitored and timed."
- The guys that stole everyone’s artwork, writing, and likenesses to make The Layoffs Machine are concerned about data integrityamericans sure love giving their data away to the CCP in exchange for free stuffReaders added contextDeepSeek can be run locally without an internet connection, unlike OpenAI's models. github.com/deepseek-ai
- I know I’m probably violating a law but y’all have to see what I just saw on a resume
- People who use “barista” as a stand in for “easy phony job” are the same ones who say “must be nice to read books all day” when you tell them you work in a library
- That's right: free real estate provided by the federal governmentThis is my political stance
- The principle of Right of First Sale (that an object, once purchased, is yours to dispose of as you see fit) undergirds the legality of lending libraries as well as used media stores and is regularly under attack by publishing conglomerates.
- None of these topics are skills. Here is a better list:
50 Books To Master 10 Skills - Dems must weigh the political calculus carefully with student debt relief. It would deliver concrete, life changing results to a part of their coalition that’s slipping away, BUT people who would never in a million years cast a vote for them would be mad. Not an easy call!
