I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever
MonsterKing
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MonsterKing
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Joined November 2008
- By international law you'd have to have a cheer-off
- The same titties look good the 1st time and 17,652nd time you see them. Does a sunset ever lose its luster? I say unto thee Nay
- Sleeping. They shot him while he was sleepingSix California police officers fatally shoot rapper found sleeping in car hill.cm/eoWAHbN
- Cause women who are 5'9" aren't lying lolwhy are women that are 5’9 so much taller than men that are 5’9?
- Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18
- The cart at Target roll so smooth you don't even realize it's full of stuff you don't need.
- Cut the grass at the White House at least once
- This asshole shaved his beard and got more handsome. I'm sick of this shit.RIP Jason Momoa’s beard. The actor shaved his facial hair after seven years to raise awareness for reducing plastic usage and saving our planet ♻️ (via Jason Momoa | Instagram)
- Does seeing a sunset ever lose its magic?Seeing the same tiddies don’t get old?
- Wait.... E-40 wine is 18% alcohol?! You gon be talking exactly like him after a few glasses
- "Hey I know you just had a baby and ain't slept in days but could you be the same carefree girl I met?" See how stupid that sounds?
- I love this songWhite nationalists are getting fired from their jobs and disowned by their families: trib.al/yM8GKz6
- They don't even sell this shade of white to regular people
