Cen Polo
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Cen Polo
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- Husband & wife went to court for divorce. Judge asked, "you have 3 kids. How you'll divide them?" The husband had a long discussion with his wife & then said, "OK sir we decided we'll come back next year with another 1 kid. Joke didn't end there, 9 months later they got twin.
- Polis positif dadah kena tukar bahagian. Kalau rakyat biasa positif? Boleh tukarkan ke rumah sebelah? Tanya je.
- Staff: Start today, I'll go home at 5 sharp. Boss: Why? Staff: My salary not sufficient to support my family. I want to do grab after 5. Boss: IC. Go ahead. If you feel hungry at night come to Cheras. Staff: Why? Boss: I sell satay after 7pm. Reality in Malaysia. Sad but true.
- Seorang kanak² mendermakan wang simpanannya ke Tabung Harapan Malaysia. Abang salute dikkk semangat yang ditunjukkan.
- Grab passenger touched on driver back to ask.The driver screamed lost control of the car & stopped few cm from road. Passenger apologized,"I didn't know little touch scaring you that much." Driver replied,"this is my 1st day in Grab after carrying dead body van for 9 years."
- IKAN KARB JEPUN DALAM LONGKANG. Tak sangka, budaya longkang bersih di Jepun hingga ikan karb boleh hidup dalamnya seperti ditular di media sosial beberapa tahun lalu, boleh dicapai oleh warga SMKA Miri dalam masa beberapa tahun saja. Luar biasa! Tahniah warga SMKA Miri.
- Rakyat tengah susah. Mereka betul² terhimpit. Maka tika ini, jika lalu di medsos, gambar mana² pemimpin tak kisah dari parti mana, menunjukkan jam tangan mewah, kepala paip bilik air harga ribuan ringgit, kereta atau motor kuasa tinggi, jangan terasa kalau dimaki hamun.
- Updated Price List for COVID-19 testing: • Manipal - RM600 • Sunway - RM360 • SDMC - RM630 • KPJ - RM388 • Pantai - RM480 • Assunta - RM555 • Thomson - RM580 • Sri Kota - RM580 • MSU Specialist - RM550 • Makhota Melaka - RM800 • Sentosa - RM500 So stay At Home - RM 0
- Pemilik Speedmart99 tu OKU sejak kecil. Berkerusi roda & belajar sampai darjah 6. Guna duit simpanan, mulakan perniagaan & dari 1 kedai, kini ada lebih 900 cawangan seluruh negara. Kau, tubuh badan sihat, hasut orang boikot perniagaan orang begini? Ajaran Islam mana kau ikut?
- Sebelum dan selepas pembalakan Hutan Lipur Lata Meraung, Pahang. Sedih kan? Dulu boleh mandi-manda tapi kini nak mandi macam mana kalau air yg turun macam teh tarik kedai mamak?
- Ada hutan, habis digondol. Ada lori terbalik, habis susu dicuri. Ada divider jalan, habis dicuri. Teringat kata² Pak Lah Badawi, "fasiliti kita kelas pertama tapi minda kita kelas ketiga."
