I gotta stop scrolling through my timeline like it's my morning newspaper. My father almost saw naked Eddie bottoming out and riding Buck Fanart. Okay.
A guy in his 30s can have sexual awakening in the form of "oh hell yeah more fish in the sea" instead of going through a whole crisis. I think it's actually a good thing.
Eddie in Texas:
Chris is mad at me
Let me call Buck
The job market is so unstable ugh
Let me call Buck
I need to make food
Let me call Buck
I got tickets and I'm earning well from Uber
Let me call Buck
Parents are getting on my nerves
Let me call Buck
Eddie back in LA:
