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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Adrian Bott
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Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Author of MG/YA fiction & game stuff. Rants about folklore. Opinions my own. He/him. Lead Writer for @PlayWarframe (you shiny things)
- How romantic it would be if the UK and America had a double impeachment
- Wife has been at MCM Comic Con for the last three days. Her final day of cosplay was as Guillermo from What We Do In The Shadows. She came down to breakfast at the hotel and there were Harvey Guillén and Kayvan Novak - Guillermo and Nandor - having theirs. [1/2]
- Replying to @CavalornSo as not to disturb them she just said 'hi guys!' and was about to move on, upon which Kayvan looked her up and down, waved his hand dismissively and said - in his Nandor voice - 'You may resume your duties.' Wife says her soul ascended directly to heaven at that point. [2/2]
- I think my accidental meme has dual citizenship by now'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
- God: off back down to earth now Miette Miette, her aura incandescent: you *banish* Miette? you cast her down from heaven like the Lucifer?Replying to @TriciaLockwoodofficial diagnosis from her vet: miette most likely ate a lizard and tripped so hard that she lost control of her body from the neck down and went temporarily blind for 36 hours. her bloodwork is completely normal but she will go forth as someone who has Seen God.
- PE teachers can wreck your health. Dr Anne Elliott found that bad experiences in school PE actively deterred people from taking exercise in later life & led to a state of alienation from their own bodies. eprints.mdx.ac.uk/22163/
- 'Labour want to drag us back to the 70s!' whine people who also demand blue passports, imperial weights & measures, & no immigration
- I used to have a girlfriend who dressed up as a Viking on occasional weekends and hung out with other Vikings, and they would do re-enactments of battles and stuff like that. She told me about a guy I'll refer to here as Shield Wall Steve.
- blimey has it been ten years? *checks expiry date, shrugs, puts back in fridge*'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
- happy anniversary, leopard tweet. what a seven years it's been'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
- Replying to @CavalornAnyway, I just saw Boris claiming that he 'timed the lockdown to coincide with the peak of the pandemic in the UK' or something like that, and for the first time in many years I thought of Shield Wall Steve.
- Attempting to make sense of Jordan Peterson's strange assertion that 'witches live in swamps' because it's naggingly familiar, just not from any myth or fairy tale. Then it hits me. It's Minecraft. Witches live in swamps in Minecraft.
