Pinned
For those who missed it I had a good Twitter interaction last night
CarterNixon
78.6K posts
CarterNixon
@CarterNixon
retweets are always hundred percent endorsements. I don't have time to joke around.
Parts Unknown
Joined March 2009
- Imagine thinking this and posting it out so all the world can see you are maybe the dumbest person alive.
- A LOT of “You’re not allowed to make jokes anymore! There should be no limits on comedy” people are very upset about this joke that took place at a comedy concert!Kyle Gass — one half of the rock duo Tenacious D with actor Jack Black — is under fire after making a controversial comment about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Black can be seen presenting a birthday cake to Gass on stage and asking him to “make a wish” in
- Maybe one of the most ill advised and mind boggling dumb scenes in the history of anything ever. And that’s saying something considering the other 100 or so minutes of this movie exist.In a world where The Beatles never existed
00:00 - I thought this was a joke video of one guy interviewing himselfDrew Starkey says he and Daniel Craig had “months” of rehearsal for a dance sequence in #Queer, which they shot over the course of one night. | #ActorsOnActors wp.me/pc8uak-1lF7RP
00:00 - Wahlberg just praying they blow the ship up so he can star in the movie because he knows its a hanks joint if they get it out safely
- You’ll never believe what this tweet is actually about.I got the call at 3am that my brother had killed himself. Instead of crying or reacting emotionally at all I had to go wake up my mom and tell her that her son was dead and be there for her. Because while I’d lost a brother, she’d lost a child. When men have responsibility they
- He was never considered comically fat. Very few jokes were about how fat he was. It was never the focus of his character in the show. I see this take pop up a lot in here.This was considered comically fat in the 90s
- I know it’s bad but I’m hearing this in that voice of hers and chucklingMia Goth Allegedly Told 'MaXXXine' Extra Suing Her for Battery on Set That ‘Nobody Will Believe You Because You’re Nothing’ variety.com/2024/film/news…
AOC says when she was a waitress she “struggled to put food on the table.” Is she saying she was poor or that she was a crappy waitress?- It is literally keeping the main character alive. Pretty necessary!
- I like to think that while mad max stuff is happening in Australia at the same time planet of the apes stuff is happening in the states.
- Best thing about twin peaks is that cooper rolls into town and Truman likes him and vice versa . There is no smart city slicker butting heads with yokel sheriff stuff. Truman just goes with all coopers weird ideas and cooper truly loves them and the town.
