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Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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God is The Creator, Christ is Our Savior and Evil is Real. America was blessed with President Trump. Stay Vigilant Patriots. Navy Vet Bubblehead Semper Fortis
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Oct 13, 2022
    All tweets on this account past, present and future are for entertainment purposes only. Despite the fact that most tweets are true the fact remains that humor and satire are protected by the 1st Amendment and if you don't like it don't read it and definately don't reply to it
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    Nov 29, 2022
    Replying to @JesseKellyDC
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Nov 1, 2024
    Replying to @dazedeeznuts and @aaia_
    Good deal, don't waste yours or his time pretending that it will work out. There are lots of Soy Boys in the swamp you can date. You should find one your size so you 2 can share clothes and stuff.
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    Nov 1, 2024
    Replying to @HarrisonKrank
    Celebration with these 2
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Mar 13, 2023
    Replying to @Theylovelus and @POTUS
    Triple Dog Dare ya
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    Nov 29, 2022
    You gonna protest outside Mar A Lago in your Speedo Thong? Hope its not cold
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Dec 17, 2022
    Replying to @BrandonC204
    Also I raise my own I have 10 hens I get 1 egg per chicken per day Most of the time Sometimes 9 a day I save them up then I give them to family and friends One of my ladies overdid herself while another gave her best but gave me a cardbury sized one this AM
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    May 19, 2023
    Replying to @AP
    There was definitely election interference.
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Nov 3, 2022
    Replying to @HillaryClinton
    Let's be clear that investigations into you will resume and that is what you're afraid of
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    May 16, 2023
    Replying to @POTUS46Archive and @POTUS
    This is all on you and the Blue
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Apr 8, 2022
    Replying to @JackPosobiec
    January 6th Next!!
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Jul 11, 2022
    #4chan #pedopeter Tomorrow is gonna be Lit AF
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Oct 21, 2022
    Replying to @GioBruno1600
    Matter of fact I like that so much here is a First Showing of my meme
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    Captain Obvious 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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    Nov 3, 2022
    Replying to @hrkbenowen
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