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Hannah
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Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
Spielberg Groupie. George Feeney hater. Dinosaur lover. Tom Cruise enthusiast. World’s foremost expert on Pirates of the Caribbean.
Joined September 2011
- Need you all to understand this movie had dinosaurs and Benjamin Franklin in it tooHere (2024) dir. Robert Zemeckis
00:00 - When will we as millennials kill the HOA industry?
- I’m actually furious that I’m not getting married during the pandemic, which is the perfect excuse to only invite 10 people without hurting feelings
- Hairspray era Zac Efron was peak hotness Zac Efron. Some of y’all really wasting your breath talking about him being hot as a non creepy mediocre white serial killer when y’all could talk about him being a crooner with that slicked back hair. Have some respect.
- Spencer Cox is really saying “our vaccine rollout sucks because the vaccination sites aren’t ready yet” as if that’s not a huge failure on his part, the dude who’s been in charge of the pandemic for a year
- Things that are pornographic: -Porn Things that are not pornographic: -Whatever the hell else Mormons have decided to call porn that is not actually porn
- “Would you go to Jurassic Park if it was real?” You idiot. You absolute moron. It’s not about a dinosaur park, its about the hubris of mixing unethical scientific discovery and corporate greed that results in catastrophic, unpredictable, and uncontrollable consequences. But yes
- Damn the rest of the cities in the US must be down badCongrats, Salt Lake City! You were just named the least-stressed city in the U.S.! bit.ly/3cK1olB
- Everyone who watches Friends this year should pay for the increase exclusivelyNetflix is raising prices in the United States. All three of the company's plans will increase in price by $1-$2. The standard $11 plan will increase to $13 per month. cnn.it/2DaF6ZH
- My mom and grandpa who lives with us have respiratory issues, so we followed protocol picking up my brother where we didn’t get out of the car in the crowds. He found our car, we took some quick pictures in an empty section of the airport after driving away from everyone, and
- Trying to have an authentic Gatsby party this New Years but it’s honestly hard to decide who gets to be hit by a car and who gets to shoot the host
- I find it extremely anti-art to insist that your taste in media must align with a good and correct opinion just because some right winger is being obnoxious about disliking it. That’s not how art works and forcing this binary response to it is badi need everyone who dislikes ttpd to understand that you are agreeing with ben shapiro
