Matt Hancock said last year that footballers weren’t doing enough and has been pammed by a 23 year old striker ever since
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- the British media will say Semenyo scoring is the right response, when in reality he should’ve jumped the guy
- Prince Charles getting his new buss down crown at Buckingham Palace
- Uncle Phil: ‘Geoffrey go fetch my tools’ Geoffrey: ‘You mean your knife and fork?’ 😂😂😂
- 2nd in the league and they’re only at their Adebayor/Bellamy stage, we’re all finished
- a guy will commit suicide on a train track and people will be angry cos their journey is delayedThe myth that Londoners aren’t friendly needs to die
- Jake said “honey I’m home” after destroying all the other couples LOOOOOOL #LoveIsland
- Ajax cheffed up Madrid in their own yard then said ‘where’s your boy’
- put Sterling on the £20 note, it’s named after him anyway
- Ronaldo walking into the gym changing room and seeing Nani’s shorts in the laundryCristiano Ronaldo: "Nothing changed [since I left]. The pool, the jacuzzi, even the gym, even some technology. Even the chefs who I appreciate, lovely people. I thought I would see new technology, infrastructure. I saw things I saw when I was 20,21,23." [@PiersUncensored]
- I ain’t ever seen auntie smile LOOOOL always on her bidnessJude & his mother at the game. 🤍
- he said to the West “I’ve got your boy here begging me to chill” LOOOOOLNah can everyone like calm down pls!?
- losing to Stormzy’s local, it’s darkMaya Jama watching her boyfriend play
