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The Farmercist
@CalebKaruga
Restaurateur @Coffee_254 l Dairy Goat l Bee l Horticulture Farmercist l Brand Ambassador l Founder & CEO wendyfarms.co.ke l #UkulimaSioUshamba
Nairobi, Kenya
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    Oct 20, 2025
    Unfortunately, we now live in a world where the intelligent must keep quiet so that the stupid will not be offended…
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    Oct 29, 2025
    The funniest reply I’ve read so far about the Giraffe Center date is “You can't fathom the idea of someone feeding anything else other than you on a date.” 😂
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    Jun 25, 2025
    Nisione Gachietha akiongea tena, calling people Cousins 🙄 What a colossal coward!!! #SiriNiNumbers
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    The Farmercist
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    Jun 18, 2025
    The church, celebrities and IPOA all week long
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    The Farmercist
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    Apr 19, 2025
    I asked my 92 year old grandma how old she thinks she is. Tell me why this vintage baddie thinks she’s between 40 & 45 years old 😂
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    Apr 3, 2021
    What she said. 👌
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    May 8, 2023
    Finally! After five years of praying, planning, procrastinating & lots of giving up on this dream - by God’s grace today we officially launch Coffee 254. It’s also my birthday today, so if we share a birthday, a cuppa of Latte Macchiato, Cappuccino, Mocha, Vanilla Latte… 1/2
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    The Farmercist
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    Dec 19, 2024
    Why leave Sonko out of the triad? If we’re going to have a circus, then let’s have a damn good one! 🤷🏿‍♂️
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    Jun 25, 2024
    Was this his end game? Watch as the country burns then perhaps declare a State of Emergency? What does the President stand to gain from the chaos he has allowed? Remember, this is Chess, not Checkers… The blood of every innocent person who lost their life today is on you, Mr.
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    The Farmercist
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    Oct 2, 2020
    Unemployment robs you of dignity, reduces you to a charity case & elicits sniggering comments from relatives & friends. It depresses you into questioning your self worth, eats into your emotional well-being & can sap your confidence. May things look up for you this month 🙏🏾
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    Oct 18, 2021
    I thought it was unemployment, Tea, Coffee & Rice prices, access to market for farm produce, alcohol abuse & not enough water to make soup. We must be new to you.
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    NTV Kenya
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    Oct 18, 2021
    Our biggest challenge in Mt Kenya right now is that we do not have a presidential candidate: Waiguru ow.ly/4GGB50GsT3X
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    Jan 30, 2022
    Ensured my sweet tooth 88 year old Maternal Grandma got her dose of sugar ☺️
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    May 4, 2022
    Her: “Where do you live?” Me: “In a leafy suburb.” #DripIsLife
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    The Farmercist
    @CalebKaruga
    Feb 3, 2025
    Last weekend but one when heading to Keroka, Kilgoris & Sotik, I fueled at ASTROL next to TILISI, just before you get to the Limuru-Kamandura junction. Bro! The car was barely consuming fuel yet I was a bit heavy on the pedal. Yesterday I fueled at Astrol Ruiru - drove to
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