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A real lost pirate treasure. Estimated worth: $4 billion.
Still unsolved.
ALL THE TIDE TAKES
Read the first chapter.
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Calder Venn
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Calder Venn
@CalderVenn
Novelist | ALL THE TIDE TAKES - out now | YANKEE WHITE - coming soon
Joined January 2009
- Replying to @addictcoaching and @heatdaddy69420what? bro if you’re fingerblasting your girl at a baseball game, you’re the bad guy, not whoever filmed you. there’s kids there. they should be in prison.
- Replying to @littlebillieidk dude, i’ve got 3 kids and none of them have ever thrown a fit in a store. i think there’s a bigger problem here
- Replying to @dieworkwearWatching Jordan Peterson slowly turn into a Batman villain
- Replying to @DaleStarkA10Day 193 here on the homestead. My shovel broke so Amazon Prime brought me a new one. While I was at it I ordered Hello Fresh for my horses. Got some grit in my eye so I posted a pic of it on Insta. Exhausted and ready to sleep in my Casper mattress, promo code RoughinIt.
- in 2022 i started a strict diet of buttered toast, 17 meals per day. so far i’ve lost -113 pounds
- Replying to @JamesMelvilleneither was attempting to force people to take an experimental drug by threatening their livelihoods
- Replying to @benlandautaylorfor comparison, spotify paid joe rogan $100M for a five year contract, 882 episodes, with the average episode reaching 11 million people. that same $100M would get you 200 episodes of stephen colbert reaching about 2 million people apiece. that would mean rogan’s show is
- Replying to @HamiltonianistWe all reap what we sow. If everyone went back to $0 tomorrow, in 10 years the people who are rich now would be rich again, and the people who are poor now would be poor again.
- Replying to @IterIntellectusworks. appears to permit jailbreak. grok is now teaching me how to cook meth.
- when you’re making out with your tattooed hinge date and you grab a fistful of her foam ass, that’s the first time you realize your grandparents were right about everything
- Replying to @Rainmaker1973the revocation of this pass will be scathingly remembered in the talmud for 9,000 years
- Replying to @Indian_BronsonShout out to @OwenBenjamin who told us Crowder is gay like 5 years ago and received nothing but hate and ridicule for telling the truth