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Caitlin Flanagan
@CaitlinPacific
Thought Crimes for All Occasions. No Charge.
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    To the four year old girl who saw me walking down the street and called down from her apartment “Hello, Beautiful!”— Everything I have is yours
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    I love this. If your adult sons show up for your special events, you did something right.
    Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are each joined by their sons at #TheNakedGun premiere
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    17 years ago, when my children were very small, I was diagnosed with serious cancer - and 14 minutes ago I turned 59. One more birthday I never thought I’d see.
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    SNL - believe it or not - used to be this blazing, almost counterculture revolution; it was druggy, inexact, unfettered, glorious. It wasn’t a bunch of pampered wankers sheltering in a safe room because they can’t handle sharing a stage with a weirdo.
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    New York Times: We are very, very afraid of Republican backlash in the midterms. Also New York Times: Our new word for women and girls is “menstruater”
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    Time to go cancel my husband’s vote.
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    Pamela Anderson can keep going until she’s 103 and she’ll always have men who want to be with her. For every gormless male who has made clear his disdain for her make-up free face- you just don’t get it. She’s a particular, rare, beautiful woman
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    Once it’s a mosque there won’t be any of this sh*t
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    Another good cause that schools might take up is the teaching of reading and math.
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    Hi, I’m Caitlin 60 years old and Stage IV cancer - but don’t do anything on my account. I’ll wear my mask and be careful. That’s on me. You guys need your lives back.
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    Behold the matriarchy. It's like the patriarchy, but without the dead weight of reason and logic.
    Katherine Maher: Wikipedia is biased because it is "famously written by men," privileges "European models of reference to the written word," and excludes "women, non-binary, and non-gender-conforming individuals." She is WokeGPT.
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    Wokal Distance
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    Allow me, a longtime cancer survivor, to explain why you’re a bit depressed: you just spent a year in survival mode. Now the danger has passed - and you’re having to power down from high-alert tunnel vision to low-threat normal life. It takes a few months to adjust.
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    You know what has genuinely surprised me? The number of people I know who turn out to have thought gender affirmative care was a bad idea all along and now feel free to say it
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    I think Girls’ sports mean A LOT to people and we were arrogant Schools presenting gender transition ideas -in some places emphatically - rang a justifiably loud alarm. Immigration numbers and images really alarmed people - and we refused to listen