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Caiman | Private Investigator
@CaimanPI
Ex Cop. Private Eye. Midwestern Supremacist. I write about guns, politics, and pop culture
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Joined September 2019
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    The greatest moment in the history of American Journalism was when XXL Magazine had an interview with the rapper DMX and asked for his thoughts on then - presidential candidate Barack Obama This is 100% real.
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    RFK Jr walking into the Oval Office to discuss banning Diet Coke
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    Reminded of a Sam Hyde bit where he said if you found the “median human being,” the average of all 7 billion people on Earth, he’d be way closer to a 3rd world serial killer than a typical middle class American taxpayer
    BREAKING: The man who burned a woman to death on the New York City subway has been confirmed to be an illegal alien from Guatemala that re-entered the country again after he was deported.
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    Anyone remember this girl going viral during the 2020 primaries? She plead down a felony Domestic Violence charge for beating the shit out of her boyfriend. Gotta be careful around those E-Girls. Seems like a lot of them throw hands.
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    Caroline Ellison's Tumblr posts are a tour de force of Female Autism
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    Today I Learned that there’s a “shotgun” round for the Abrams tank’s main cannon that shoots out dozens of tungsten balls like 00 buckshot…
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    The new 4Runner makes the new Land Cruiser completely redundant They're gonna sell millions of these things
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    Underrated entrepreneur: Dave Portnoy Dude made a Billion Fucking Dollars realizing that drunk losers who have never accomplished anything love two things: 1. Talking shit about pro athletes 2. Hearing themselves talk So he made a news site FOR drunk losers BY drunk losers.
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    Let's talk Quality Control for a minute.... The Glock 19 "Generation 3" has been around since 1998. You're basically buying the exact same gun today as you were then. Made of the same three materials: carbon steel, stainless steel, and plastic.
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    If you don’t own guns yet, your priority of acquisition should be: 1. A compact pistol like a Glock 19 2. An AR-15 3. Literally everything else Shotguns, revolvers, and bolt-actions can wait unless you live in a 100% Cucked state.
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    A lot of 2A influencers are getting into Long Range right now and trying to convince people that sniping is the new Prepping strategy of choice I'm....doubtful More likely the industry has realized AR-15s are saturated, so they're shifting to Long Range to boost sales
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    The first three Jason Bourne movies (Bourne Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum) are three of my favorite movies of all time. in addition to redefining spy movies for the 21st century, they make the US Intelligence Community the villains without being moralizing or
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    Men really only really want one thing and it's the CAR-15 Leonardo DiCaprio used in the movie Blood Diamond