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In Nigeria, people who are above 24 are considered too old to be employed. Whatever justification these companies have for such policy, it doesn't undermine the fact that they have contributed more to the harsh realities of Nigerian youths.
My girlfriend’s dad called me today and I didn't know it was him. I've never met him. I was trying to catch a few minutes of rest when the phone rang, I picked and I heard “How are you, Otunba Bantale on the line.
Haa,Bantale?
That's my girlfriend’s surname!
I didn't know my mum would be coming to spend the weekend at my place. And I've already put plans in place, loaded the fridge and kitchen not for her but for my girlfriend coming directly from work to my place
I have an Uncle who just came into the country from the US. I've been trying to avoid seeing him because I know once he sees me, the discussion will center around marriage. I'm probably the only one left who has not gone to see him.
So, this morning,my phone rang
The lady I buy frozen foods from is a single mum with twins -one boy and a girl. Maybe she gave birth to them in her early 20s because I doubt she's 30 yet and so pretty. I like the way she runs her business and that's one major reason i like to patronize her.
I would walk past
My Uncle and his wife were having a a fierce argument.She was still talking back at him but also dishing dinner.The next minute she told him it's ready ó.Surprisingly baba went to eat. So I told him she's fighting you and you're still eating,you nor vex? He said níwájú Semo? 😂
My Ex; a married woman, called me today, hello Oga Jide, I said haa Madam, you remember my number today? She laughed and said I knew you'd be surprised. I said, of course, it's about three years now. We both laughed, and she said her hubby saw the diary i gave her back then
I saw a lady stuck in the rain around Ikate. She just closed from work and waiting for a Bus. Well, it's just me alone in the car so I parked and lowered the window -hello, are you heading towards the mainland? She said yes, I said okay come on in.
From her look, I saw that she
There's this single mum in my compound that I admire so much. What do I admire about her? The way she takes care of her son. She more or less built her life around that boy,so yes,I'd say the boy is her world. But problem started happening when one man newly moved to our area
If everything were to be as expected in Nigeria, this is not too much for a 30 years-old graduate, married with kids.
Half plot of land 2M, the building itself shouldn't be more than 10M. 12M, you should be good as omo boy but it’s what it is
When I entered the office this morning, my colleague, who is also my crush didn't see me when I entered because she was in the office kitchen. When she stepped out of the kitchen, she sensed that I must have arrived -then she text me “Big head, I guess you are around”
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